Danny Williams (
haolehothead) wrote2011-03-02 10:25 pm
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Danny is not accustomed to: Hawaii heat, spam on restaurant menus, pidgin English, and waking up with too much hair, less height, and distinctly different body parts. He's too goddamn tired to put much thought to it beyond 'really wacked-out dream' and so he grunts and shifts in order to clamber on top of Steve a little more, working half his torso -- what the fuck, how is he so short, how is there so little of him? -- on top of Steve and wrapping his arms around him to get more comfortable.
"Steve," Danny mutters, voice low but clearly a bit different. "If you freak when you wake up, I'm kneeing you in the balls." And after a year of waking up next to Steve, Danny's got a pretty good read on how to do it half-asleep.
"Steve," Danny mutters, voice low but clearly a bit different. "If you freak when you wake up, I'm kneeing you in the balls." And after a year of waking up next to Steve, Danny's got a pretty good read on how to do it half-asleep.
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He grabs at Steve's hips, angling him and spreading his thighs to beckon him in.
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His hands fall to Danny's waist, angling their bodies up right, his hands almost so big as to eclipse Danny's hips completely when they settle on them, and there's a little fumbling but then just the right push, and he sinks in slowly, buried deep on the first try, throwing his head back to moan Danny's name.
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"Baby, come on," Danny begs, digging his nails into Steve's forearm. "Harder, fuck me harder," he growls a command.
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He reaches down, one hand sliding underneath Danny's leg and hitching it up to change the angle, groaning against his neck before wrapping his lips around a breast again.
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He heads to the drawers and fishes out Steve's Hawaii football jersey, shimmying into that and letting it fall to his knees as he opens the bedroom door to whistle. "Zulu! Here boy! Here puppy!"
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He whistles low, through his teeth, flashing a grin when Danny inevitably looks his way. "Looking good enough to tackle, Williams."
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He heads into the drawers and fishes out a white dress-shirt that's shrunk in the wash, a black tie, and one of Kono's skirts. It's not that Danny's first choice is the skirt, but it's the fact that pants just aren't gonna work. And thank the Lord there's stockings, because Danny had lived with Rachel for too long and knows that women who go bare under are kind of whores -- apparently.
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Now he can't decide which look he likes better - and more importantly, he realizes this is going to be a problem.
"You can't wear that to work," he mutters, tugging the puppy up against his chest and hiding his face against the yellow fur.
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