AU PLOT

[haolehothead]

Danny is not accustomed to: Hawaii heat, spam on restaurant menus, pidgin English, and waking up with too much hair, less height, and distinctly different body parts. He's too goddamn tired to put much thought to it beyond 'really wacked-out dream' and so he grunts and shifts in order to clamber on top of Steve a little more, working half his torso -- what the fuck, how is he so short, how is there so little of him? -- on top of Steve and wrapping his arms around him to get more comfortable.

"Steve," Danny mutters, voice low but clearly a bit different. "If you freak when you wake up, I'm kneeing you in the balls." And after a year of waking up next to Steve, Danny's got a pretty good read on how to do it half-asleep.

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[haolehothead]

Danny takes just a small detour in the kitchen to scratch at Zulu's ears, still a pushover for the damn puppy even if he ends up being the strict parent. Danny pauses at the fridge to grab a bowl of strawberries and then heads up the stairs to the bedroom, not doing so much in the approach except for walking straight in and setting the bowl on the night table. "I would've suggested we do this on the beach, but sand everywhere? Not again."

[newkindofcop]

"Do - oh," Steve says, and there it is right in front of him, Danny looking good enough to eat in those stockings with nothing else attached to them, and he reaches out to grab Danny's arm as he sets the bowl of fruit on the nightstand, tugging him down into the bed, his other hand snarling in Danny's hair as he pulls him on top, needing to feel every inch of him. "Get over here."

[haolehothead]

Danny adjusts and unbuttons the top button of the shirt so the collar hangs loose. He swings his legs over Steve's and settles half in his lap, reaching back for a strawberry and pressing it to his lips, sucking it back. Sure, they're half to try and arouse Steve, but also half because Danny's just hungry. He gets another and presses it to Steve's lips. "You've been such a good boy all day, resisting."

[newkindofcop]

He raises an eyebrow, but opens his mouth for the strawberry, biting in just enough to keep it from falling out when Danny lets go, then through the whole way and chews, slowly, reaching up to pull the rest out that he can't eat. "You didn't exactly make it easy for me."

[haolehothead]

Danny disposes of the stem, leaning down to kiss away the red stain from off his lips, sliding his foot down over Steve's leg before sliding it back up. "What, when I mauled you in the gym? Or when our coworkers cockblocked us?"

[newkindofcop]

"Mmm, all of the above," Steve groans, stretching underneath him and lifting his hips suggestively, watching as Danny briefly rises off the bed when he does so. "But you knew what you were doing."

[haolehothead]

"Did I?" Danny muses, almost unconsciously, sliding his knees over Steve's hips and straddling him just snugly enough to show him that no, Danny isn't wearing anything other than the stockings and shirt. He gets slightly snug, just resting there lightly. "What was I doing?" he asks again, feigning ignorance.

[newkindofcop]

"Wearing these, for one," Steve starts, his hand settling on the outside of Danny's thigh and rising up over the stocking, finding the place where the hem starts and snapping it gently against his leg. "Bending over in that tight skirt to look through my files. Just a little further and you would've been putting on even more of a show for me."

[haolehothead]

"I was looking through your files!" Danny protests heatedly, because that one hadn't actually been a seduction technique. "You are paranoid! You are paranoid and insane," he swears, but lets out a shaky exhalation when the stocking gets snapped. "Baby," he sulks. "Am I that cruel to you?"

[newkindofcop]

"I know it wasn't on purpose," Steve assures him, his hand sliding around and up beneath the shirt, along the curve of Danny's ass. "That's what made it hot, the fact that you were so unaware."

[haolehothead]

Danny shifts forward just slightly, trying to part his thighs and let some welcoming heat try and get Steve a little more undone. "So, you were saying, about clothes...?"

[newkindofcop]

Steve barely holds back a groan and then decides to turn the tables a little, surging up and flipping them over, pressing Danny back into the bed as he pushes a quick kiss to his lips and then descends. His fingers go to the buttons on the shirt, undoing each one slowly, tonguing each new inch of skin as it appears.

[haolehothead]

Danny lets out a slow groan of surprise and delight, sucking his lower lip in past his teeth, letting his tongue roam over it as he watches Steve. "Hey, babe," he murmurs fondly. "What're you doin'?"

[newkindofcop]

"What does it look like?" Steve says, nuzzling underneath Danny's navel. He slides down a little more, pulls one of Danny's legs up over his shoulder, kisses the inside of his thigh, slowly working his way inward, as he reaches up with straining fingers to grab another strawberry from the bowl.

[haolehothead]

Well, now, Danny understands most of this picture, but he doesn't understand the strawberry just yet. Still, his eyes are wide with interest as he watches Steve, a fond look on his face. "What are you doing?" he asks again, this time laughing.

[newkindofcop]

Steve gives him a look, but he takes a bite of the strawberry, opening it up to its juiciest, and runs it along the inside of Danny's thigh, following quickly to lick the juice up with his tongue.

[haolehothead]

Danny, who had previously been sitting up to watch, collapses back against the bed at the sensation of Steve's mouth. He lets out a small little whimper, unable to keep it in as his hips rise off the bed. He reaches both hands above his head, grappling for the pillow as something to grab onto.

[newkindofcop]

Steve tosses the stem back into the bowl and reaches for Danny's hips, pulling him back down again and holding him steady, forcing him still even as he nudges his way between his legs. It's not a blowjob, but he can give him the equivalent in the body he's got now, licking eagerly at him.

[haolehothead]

"Oh, jesus, thank you Catherine for this," is all Danny can find in him to exhale before the whimpering comes back, little choked sounds that come out of him and make him seem like he can't take it. But really, he can't. This is new to him, so very new, and Danny is whining and whimpering and the dog can hear because Zulu whines right back and that just cracks Danny up.

[newkindofcop]

Steve chuckles too, against Danny's skin, and all that serves to do is create vibrations alongside the work of his tongue, the tease of his mouth when he seeks out that tiny bud of nerves to suck on, his eyes glancing up to Danny's face to make sure he's not completely making a mess of things.

[haolehothead]

Danny's not laughing so much anymore. It all fades away when Steve starts getting laser-minded focus on Danny's clit, of all things. Which is new in and of itself, so it's nice to know it's getting a good welcome to the neighborhood. "Baby," Danny gasps out, gripping the pillows tighter. "Yeah. Like that."

[newkindofcop]

Steve doesn't answer in words; how can he, when every single cell in his being is completely focused on the task of pleasing Danny, of coaxing those same sounds in a slightly higher tone from his lips, and while his mouth is focused on his clit he's already pressing a finger in below, using a combination he has a good feeling will work well.

[haolehothead]

Danny's feeling a little wild and loose, body pushing through movements that he can't even begin to understand. He just knows that he's on the brink of something and his body can't take much more. "Steve," he gasps. "Oh god, Steve, you need...recipr...reciproc...fuck, something."

[newkindofcop]

Steve breathes a hushing against the top of Danny's hip, only breaking away enough to respond before returning his attention to the most important thing right now. "Let go, Danny," he murmurs, curling his finger to wring out the sensation.

[haolehothead]

Danny lets out a fervent whine as he just bucks his hips and then forces them down to let Steve's work maximize and when he comes -- and oh, he comes -- there's this sound that gets wrecked from his whole body at once and holy crap it feels good.