With a wider grin, I say, "Man, that's kinda fucked up."

But I think, in his position, maybe I'd feel the same way. He's newly married, to somebody who obviously fuckin' adores him. Danny just so happens to be fuckin' weird, is all.

"I'm cool with it, to answer your question. I mean, I'm not gonna go out to find a ribbon to tie around my dick, but if Danny wants to call it your fuckin' birthday present, whatever."