Danny gives Neil a bemused look, making a show of sticking the surfboard in the sand in what he thinks is a very Steve-esque way. "Babe," he replies, not looking at either Steve or Neil exactly when he says it, then approaches Steve, cupping his cheek and leaning in for a slow kiss. "And Steven, it's nice to see you too."

"Seriously," Danny says, glancing at Neil. "Look. He's jealous because I'm about to surf without him. Can I please get an official witness on this?"